MNC Poll Archive
Do you have the Monday night skills to make Widow Maker’s varsity team?
- Teams are for government workers who stand around orange cones while one competent guy does all the work. I’m the guy who beats the competent guy to death with his coworkers. (50%, 4 Votes)
- Varsity is fine for the washouts that didn’t make the majors. Have fun in junior high while I kill you from my hooker and cocaine powered rocket ship. (50%, 4 Votes)
- I want to join the varsity team... but only so I get paid while Widow Maker does all the work. GOOOO TEAM! (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 8
Start Date: October 26, 2010 @ 10:36 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Seraphim has just verbally assaulted you. You’re not gonna take that from a GIRL are you?
- This isn’t that fetish style domination is it? Which hat do I get to keep on? (67%, 6 Votes)
- Hell no! I’m going to EASILLY dominate her pathetic Natasha while forcing my wife to fetch me a beer. Then I’m eating her sandwich on her corpse while my wife makes me a real one. (22%, 2 Votes)
- I am a girl, and therefore, my vote doesn’t count. Suffrage was Woodrow Wilson’s greatest mistake. (11%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 9
Start Date: October 20, 2010 @ 1:00 am
End Date: No Expiry
How should x2b(42) pay after he SOMEHOW manages to backstab you?
- GARBAGE DAY! (45%, 5 Votes)
- I’m going to chop down the mightiest tree in the game with the herring, er, mackerel, and then specifically use the mackerel to kill him instead of the tree. FISH KILL! (36%, 4 Votes)
- I’ma knock his BLOCK off with the heavy boxing gloves. It’ll be like Dolph Lundgren vs. Carl Weathers, and we know how the Russians did in THAT fight. (19%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 11
Start Date: October 13, 2010 @ 12:43 am
End Date: No Expiry
Does hobbiepoo deserve his unemployment?
- GIVE HIM THE CHAIR! (63%, 10 Votes)
- No, he was clearly fired for incompetence. The fact they ever let that drunkard close to money causes me to wake up at night screaming! (31%, 5 Votes)
- Yes, his was run out of his old job through harassment and bigotry. The only thing he’s guilty of is caring TOO much! (6%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 16
Start Date: October 3, 2010 @ 8:50 pm
End Date: No Expiry
How do you typically aid your team in a match?
- ME DEATH INCARNATE! (63%, 5 Votes)
- I prefer to take strategic points of interest in order to further our team’s agenda in contested regions. My delicate planning is often the difference between being stopped or victory. (37%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 8
Start Date: September 20, 2010 @ 12:08 pm
End Date: No Expiry
definitely a girly drink. still a martini though.
I resent this poll considering I don’t even like Cosmos! Habeck is still a girl though…
I’ve got BALLS OF STEEL.