where am I?
Welcome to obfuscational hazard! This is a blog. If you were looking to order a pizza, you are in the incorrect place. You are also very inept at spelling the word pizza (please disregard this last comment if “pizza” is spelled “obfuscational” in your language).
I am your host, Dylan Marino. I’m a 20-something-year-old guy trapped in a cockney shoeshine boy mental state with a flippant ire for all commercial advertising, popular rubbish and recorded history.
For being here, you are now a Monkey Key. If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Now my Newbie Key, enjoy the hazards!
I know what Monkey Key means.