Merry Christmas, Monkey Keys! Sleepy St. Nick needs a break. Here’s to many a nap and a jolly good turducken this joyous day. The rest of the staff and I wish you all a good government mandated day off from work!
NOTE: Phillip from accounting would like to mention he, in fact, does NOT wish any of the readers a Merry Christmas. Phillip is a huge jerk and we all hate him. No, seriously, this guy is awful. We’re going to fire him the first of the year for a younger, hotter intern. Don’t let him know though, we wouldn’t want to spoil his Christmas. -OH
